Welcome to Zach's Blog

After seemingly endless prodding, teasing and thinly veiled condescension from friends and family, my wife and I have finally succumbed to peer pressure and have entered the 21st century. That's right, we are now officially "blogging". Besides, what better way to introduce ourselves to this mysterious and novel medium than through the shameless exploitation of our wonderful little boy, Zachary Winston Williams. Since before he was even born Zach has been a constant source of "oohs" and "aahs" which I have piously and painstakingly documented with my camera. Indeed, you- the common citizen of the Internet, will no longer have to miss out on precious moments such as "Baby's first dirty diaper" or "Baby blows milk out his nose all over mom".

During the first months of his life, Zach has had his photograph taken ad nauseum. I have countless photos of myself, Lesley, friends, family and a few complete strangers holding our son in every possible setting imaginable. There are so many photos in fact, that it would be impractical and maybe even a bit cruel to post them all here. So in order to conserve both available memory and the readers sanity, the plan is to pick a 'small' handful of the best pictures and include a link to my flickr website for those with the fortitude to tackle the rest.

On my son's behalf, I would like to extend my sincerest appreciation and gratitude for your interest in his life. I hope all of you will enjoy watching him grow and develop over the next months and years. I know I will.
~Kacy

ArtZ

ArtZ

Monday, March 28, 2011

The Siege and Sack of LEGOLAND U.S.A.

Women and children scatter in fear as Captain Zach Sparrow storms the front gates



The terror continues at the Junior Driving School where he deliberately runs down every living creature in sight



The captain celebrates his victory by performing the most elaborate booty dance in the history of booty dances



The plunder of goods begins and Zach throws up his gang sign (Representin' Westside Indies)


Gettin' on the good foot during a sea chanty



Zach utters a hearty seaman's laugh and begins to play


and play...



...and play




Finally, the captain pauses for a quick bite to eat


Catching the hint, the crew leads Zach to the local Tavern for a more tasty snack



After a long day of pillaging, stamina begins to wain



Catching a ride with his First Mate (Slappy Saggingsails), Captain Zach Sparrow celebrates another successful raid of Legoland U.S.A.