10 steps to get your 6 month old child to sit up on their very own.
STEP 1: Clear you schedule
STEP 2: Redefine your interpretation of the word "patience"
STEP 3: Test your new found perspective by taking two dozen cats to a dog park and herd them into a hula-hoop placed on the ground in the center of the field. If you fail, give up or lose any cats, go back to step one. If you succeed, proceed to step four.
STEP 4: Prepare the practice area. To do this you must remove any sharp or hard objects within a 100 foot diameter of your child. Failure to do so will result in your child's' skull making instant contact with said object(s).
STEP 5: Bend your child at the hips and place their bottom firmly on the ground.
STEP 6: Let go of your child
STEP 7: Stop the bleeding by applying firm pressure with a clean cloth applied to your child's' skull.
STEP 8: Remove hard/sharp object from the practice area and go back to step 5. Repeat as necessary (minimum of 10 times)
STEP 9: Once your child successfully sits for 5 seconds, acquire video recorder to document the event.
STEP 10: Push "record" and go back to step one
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3 comments:
Ha! that was AWESOME! I never thought I could be so entertained watching a baby learn to sit up but knowing Zach now it's really great. happy for all of you. now lets not teach him to walk...sitting is good... he can just chill...right in front of the TV.
we miss you guys so much!
Ha ha. He's like a gumby. You just need to hold him in the right position long enough and he'll stay there for a while.
That's fantastic. Reminds me of my first christmas photos. I kept falling over with a smile on my face and my dad's hand caught my head from hitting the brick repeatedly.
I miss you guys!
~Kris
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